My First Entry

Who says Singaporeans are not scared to voice their opinion in public? I am loh. That's why I am hiding behind this pseudonym. Honestly, I am quite apathetic to the politics in Singapore lah. Can't even make ends meet, where got dare to venture into politics? But really ah, I just want an outlet to complain lah. Uncle at kopitams also complain mah. My way abit more high tech only loh. Hopefully after complaining, I will feel better and complain less? Maybe loh. Let's kick the ball rolling lah. Saw this comment on stomp's archives. Quite funny.

katchykid

20-10-2006, 03:58 PM

Does high pay for ministers ensure that there is no corruption?

In the first place, are the ministers integrity and character worthy of the positions?

Are they actually more committed to serving the public and the country or they are just in for the cash?

If it takes high pay to ensure no corruption, does that mean there is a flaw in their character in the first place?

Should the government start giving allowances to all the poor thieves and burglars to ensure that there is no theft and robbery? Theft and robbery would normally cause some physical hurt to victims. So if government can step in and give them allowances, that would prevent theft and robbery.

The pay of the ministers equal the private sector CEOs to justify their existence , do you find it valid?

scorpiojack

20-10-2006, 11:12 PM

Using the same brilliant logic, we can solve many other problems using money:

1. Eliminate crime rate by paying potential criminals not to steal, rob, cheat and commit fraud. Simple. Those in financial trouble should be paid by Sg gahmen (actually taxpayers!) so that they won't need to resort to crime. With zero crime, we won't need such a big Police force, neither will we need so many prisons. So much money saved, can you all imagine? All citizens will live very happy lives!

2. Rape. Those men desperate for sex should apply for free f*ck from the gahmen. Instead of molesting and raping, those who cannot tahan can approach our gahmen, who will arrange and pay a professional to provide the service. S'pore will be truly a paradise. No rape. All women will live without fear. If women feels like raping, they can approach gahmen for free men - but not the MPs lah, they all cannot make it. They can call me, or some of the Stompers here for free sex.

3. Every month, many motorists get heart attacks from receiving speeding summonses in their letterboxes. Simple solution. Raise all the speed limit to 180KMH. Nobody will get speeding summons anymore. Citizens will live happy and healthy lives, less stress. Why the gahmen so stupid cannot solve this simple problem? Simple solution, right?

4. Want to solve the haze problem once and for all? Simple solution: Approach all the companies and farmers big and small in Indonesia, offer them $1BILLION to be distributed to them if a the end of each year, no haze is created by them. If anyone of them cause the haze, the $1BILLION will be forfeited. Guarantee you, all of them will watch each other like guard-dogs. The economic losses caused by the haze each year is probably more than $2Billion! Just count the medical bills, loss of productivity, our health, drop in tourism, ministers' pay when they go for Haze Meeting (but no result), and other costs. (Sup sup soii ler, $1 BIllion to Indonesia to solve the haze problem, right? Temasek lost more than that, right?)

5. If gahmen dont like people to criticise their policies, dont like opposition parties, I suggest a brilliant solution. Just PAY AND PAY. Pay those people who criticise to shuddup. Pay Chee Soon Juan to stop his magic shows. No more unhappy people in Singapore right? Everybody will praise the gahmen skyhigh. Truly number one in the world. We can become the government hub of the world.

6. Population not growing. Not enough babies? Stupid ministers only know how to solve their own wallet problems but not other people's problems. Simple solution. Pay married couples to have sex at least 4 times a week. We are number one in having sex, counting from the back, according to Durex survey right? No wonder not enough babies lah. Not enough sex = not enough babies mah. So, gahmen must pay us to have sex more often! And when a baby is born, gahmen give baby bonus $10,000. All medical expenses fully paid. Guarantee we will have no shortage of babies. Couples with baby boys receive reward of additional $10,000. Sure enough boys for NS. Those who have shot gun no need to go abortion. Give birth and let people adopt the babies, also receive special incentive! You know, so sayang, every year so many babies aborted. Why the gahmen so blind cannot see the simple solution?

OK. Enough great ideas. Over to you guys to suggest some more. Hope the millionaire ministers can be humble enough to copy our brilliant ideas.

Not bad right? Something to think about. Obviously the writer is trying to be sacarstic lah but good ideas mah. I mean logically speaking, money is never enough one lah. You just have to keep paying them more and more loh. No end one. Actually have, when the citizens no more money then end liao. Haiyah. PAP is one party rule. The opposition no chance one lah. I myself don't dare to vote opposition loh. Later if they know I vote opposition, then I jialat liao. Anyway, always walkover also. Want to vote also hard lah. Ok lah. That's all for today. Next time then see got what other things to complain about. But I think not much lah. Surely revolve around the same things one. hahahaha.